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new live journal

Mon, 05 Sep 2005 01:26:14 GMT

add dear_idioms

later

OH WUT WUT YEAH YEAH YEAH

Sun, 04 Sep 2005 11:21:42 GMT

My new favorite number is twelve o'clock sup, wut?!

Attn: Holly Stanton

Fri, 02 Sep 2005 21:22:02 GMT

This girl looks exactly like you.

SLUV!!1!

Wed, 31 Aug 2005 02:39:40 GMT

Tue, 30 Aug 2005 02:43:28 GMT

hawhawhar

Tue, 30 Aug 2005 00:37:43 GMT

i wanted to do it too

Sat, 27 Aug 2005 06:18:54 GMT

Click here.
Take the quiz.
Post your results.
1) If velvetamnesty was a superhero, who would be his/her archnemesis? potheads
2) Does soldmysmile have a dog? no, yes? no.
3) Is im_an_upstart_5 related to gnome_servant? yes
4) One thing you can't stand about therapist82? derka
5) Is westkoastkilla dead sexy? more like dead faggo
6) Is retrogradeissue friends with thealenbomb? yeah
7) What would you do if you found out gnome_servant has a crush on you? kick him in the face
8) Is impe_rfection a high school student? haha
9) What animal should soldmysmile be combined with? some thing little and braless
10) How would retrogradeissue kill themovementkill? haha
11) When did you last call oldfuckrunamok? a couple days ago
12) What song/movie would you recommend to westkoastkilla? spice world
13) Does impe_rfection go to your school? haha
14) Would you ever date skinitback? YERRSH!
15) Is retrogradeissue your best friend? OMGYES!1!
16) If thealenbomb commanded an army, who would be his/her followers? xfaggotcorex
17) Would retrogradeissue and soldmysmile look good together? yeah
18) Would skinitback and velvetamnesty make a good couple? hahaha
19) What is balladinplainl allergic to? peanuts and verginers
20) Is soldmysmile a nerd? yes
21) Is oldfuckrunamok a college student? he WiShEz
22) Do you think skinitback is hot? YYEERRRSSHHHDDHAKJAA!!1
23) If velvetamnesty and westkoastkilla were spliced together, what would it be like? weird
24) Have you ever dated thealenbomb? hahah 8 graderz
25) What would retrogradeissue think of therapist82? derkaderkaderk

Fri, 26 Aug 2005 21:44:15 GMT

taken moments before he kissed him.

with tongue.

Hi.

Thu, 25 Aug 2005 21:42:01 GMT

My name is Rob and I have killed Robin. Her skin is my suit and as such I now operate this livejournal.

This is for everyone I have ever loved:

At Mariah's house..

Wed, 24 Aug 2005 08:39:18 GMT

Sterling's in the bedroom making out with himself. Shorbie's playing chess with a child, bragging to everyone for the kabillahsdkashdkasjhfkafkabfkajhndkajdasdhkajdhionth time about how he beat a Hungarian chess master when he was nine or something. Justine's outside giving beej to a 13 year old mammy jammy. Mariah killed something with her bare hands and now she's piercing her face with its teeth.

I'm sitting on her computer being incredibly bored and thinking about a robby.

Sat, 20 Aug 2005 10:39:12 GMT

My Grandma Simurda took me to Au Lac today for lunch. Our waiter was really sulky and sat us at a table in the back, probably because that's how he was feeling; like he wanted to sit at a table in the back of that room and sulk. Anyway, it was a pretty nice table and I like that particular restaurant so I was happy. about being sat at that table. in the back. Then as I lowered myself down onto the seat I noticed something fuzzy and black sticking out from the seat cushion.

"What in God's name?!" I exclaimed. With haste I removed the black fuzzy from the cushion only to find it was a lustrous fake mustache. As I held it in my hand I noticed it sparkled a little bit and I could see myself in the sparkles. I put it on. My grandma wanted to wear it. I said no. But then I let her wear it anyway because she looks better in mustaches than I do. We passed it back in forth for a while but then the waiter took it away. He said it was his and that he had lost it a couple days ago in that very same cushion. I didn't believe him but I'm not one to argue so I gave it to the sulky bastard and told him I thought he kind of resembled Kurt Cobain, if Kurt Cobain was a hairy asian. SulkyMcSulksalot said that Cobain was in fact 65% asian. I believed him. I'm not one to argue.

Anyway, so the food came and my grandma said that she wouldn't be able to eat with "these damned jappy sticks, where's the american at?" I said not to worry and that I would take care of everything. The waiter walked by and I tugged at his sweater-vest to get his attention.

"Can I get a fork, please?" and right as the words left my mouth none other than Magnum P.I.'s Tom Selleck walked in and asked me for my number. It was cool but honestly I really wasn't too impressed.

Then Paul Landers called me crying and told me he was going to kill himself because he couldn't get laid.

Happy Birthday Bryan!

Sun, 14 Aug 2005 19:43:52 GMT

Worst week ever.

Sat, 13 Aug 2005 08:54:09 GMT

Robby and I broke up. I'm jobless. My mom wants me to move out, even though I have no money to move out with. This sucks. Now I'm not even looking forward to getting my nipple pierced next Saturday for my 18th Birthday.

I can't believe he broke up with me.

I really did not see this coming.

Fri, 05 Aug 2005 09:08:21 GMT

"I'M JAMES! WAHWAHWAH!"

kiiiiind of gay. but not really if you think about it..

that's sterling's phat face

and that's my fat boyfriend and me lighting shit on fire.

Knotts Berry Farm

i call it art, ok?!

[a really shitty neck tattoo. bummer, huh?]

i love people

fiesta cups

Robby saw this on his way home from work.

and that's my room with me in it.

cool!

Thu, 04 Aug 2005 08:55:08 GMT

This is what I see when I look out my window.

Thu, 28 Jul 2005 21:18:28 GMT

Mon, 25 Jul 2005 08:02:29 GMT

Best sambo ever.

Mon, 25 Jul 2005 07:54:03 GMT

I hope this ruined all of your lives.

Two things I'd like to point out.

Tue, 19 Jul 2005 08:13:53 GMT

This:

"I never set out to be a role model for large women, I just do what I feel is right."

Ricki Lake

And this:

Sun, 17 Jul 2005 10:24:40 GMT

I love this picture.

Tue, 12 Jul 2005 20:12:42 GMT

Party starter...

Party pooper.

omgbtw.. if anyone knows where to get a decent hoodie, let me know.

Sat, 09 Jul 2005 09:03:37 GMT

watch this

Totally awesome.

(p.s. it's not porn. i swear.)

Sat, 09 Jul 2005 02:25:58 GMT

4th of July (mostly taken by Kelly)

This one goes out to Evan and Myspace.

Priceless.

Breakfast at Le Bistro

ButterCore

Rainbow Shorbet's Birthday

(No Fatties)

tag teaming = :]

Used and abused

Later that night...

Yesterday.. before the seal encounter.

Shorb = Non-stop dance party

(p.s. most of these pictures were taken by the late Sir Wolfpack Sterling Thunder Bark Rose the seventh, a very skilled and crafty lumberjack whose former place of residence is unknown but believed to have been very dark and drafty, like that of a cave or large vermin burrow. He bled to death on the job after mistaking his arm for a tree trunk and chopping it off with an ax during a brutal acid trip. And let me tell you, the FDA did not approve.)

To measure his talent would be about as useless as picking a fight with Richard Gere.

He may be old, but seriously, how much ass does he kick in Runaway Bride?

A lot.

You know, I don't mean to put a bee in anyone's bonnet, but Julia totally got what was coming to her; a mouthful o' Gerefist.

R.I.P dearest Wolfpack.

Anal Blast 4 ever.

So last night there was this seal flippering around outside of my house...

Sat, 09 Jul 2005 00:01:21 GMT

Then came the helicopter.

Then came the law enforcement.

They came up with the bright idea that shining their flashlights in the seal's eyes would be greatly beneficial to the situation.

More flashlight action.

Two cops definitely weren't enough.

Assessing the situation.

Eventually the police officers got him in the back of their suv and took him to the beach, anxious to get back to their nightly date with Dr. Danger.

sup kelly

Fri, 01 Jul 2005 22:46:52 GMT